wordcubed asked:
The
Halloween Board of Directors has suspended your Halloween practitioner's
license for the foreseeable future, pending the appeals process. This
is due to your 2018 Halloween costume consisting of: you just dressed as
yourself. The Board takes this violation of our costume regulations
very seriously. (Previous suspended Halloween licensees include Ronald
Reagan, who wore a Ronald Reagan mask for Halloween in 1980 and was
consequently barred from Halloween for the rest of his natural life.)