Just
woke up from a dream where Tomahawk was supposed to play at an
auditorium next to my university, but Mike was the only member of the
band who showed up to play so he just went “fuck it” and decided to
perform everything from Mondo Cane a capella instead…but only if someone
bought him porn and a salad. Long story short, I bought Mike Patton a
porn mag and a caesar salad stuffed into a Ziploc bag just for the sake
of hearing him belt out Italian Pop diddies two blocks from where I
work.
porn an salad is all it takes 4 mike 2 sing 4 u
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