Plug Shopping Feels

The UGHWHY - whyyyy would you? Why does this come up in my search results? Who has ever wanted these? These are questions that I just can’t answer.

The Unless you’re an indigenous latinx manufacturer maybe don’t - What, you didn’t want to cram the word “tribal” in with your sugar-skull dream-catcher cameo?

The So Close - Ooo! It’s pretty! I like the design! But it’s in a material you hate or in a style you hate (fuck screwbacks) or they just don’t have your size. It’s so pretty, too bad it just won’t work for you.

 

THE BEST - It’s a style you like? It’s got multiple colors? It’s a material you like to wear? Fuck, dudes, that’s such a good deal I’m willing to eat the cost of shipping!

The Hatefuck - I never knew what those words meant until I saw this. It’s wrong and bad and I want to destroy it, but I still need it inside of me.